Dialogue from a UFT Meeting

Me—Why can’t we have an evaluation system that isn’t nonsense?

UFT—Well, just because you think it’s nonsense doesn’t make it nonsense.

Me—It’s not only me, it’s also the American Statistical Association and Diane Ravitch.

UFT—Well, Diane Ravitch isn’t God.

Me—Then why do I have her statue on the dashboard of my car?