If Ed. Deformers had a Rubric...

Do you ever find yourself wondering whether Ed. Deformers have a rubric of their own?  Much to my horror, in my mind, I stumbled upon the first page of one.  If we saw page two, we might add other elements like mining young children's data!

Ed. reformer name* ________________  
*Hint:  You may wish to keep your identity secret.