Saturday, February 05, 2011

Don't Leave Your Phone Charging at the House You Just Robbed

This is a potential problem for modern burglars. It turns out the police can simply call your contacts and figure who you are. This may prove problematic for young Cody Wilkins, now charged with ten burglaries. While such actions might ease your electric bill, they carry unforeseen consequences.

Nonetheless, there's always a new wrinkle in the quest to become a master criminal. Maybe they should have PD days and do group planning. I see kids all over the building sneaking their phone chargers into wall outlets. I suppose if I can dissuade them from lives of crime this won't prove too much of a problem long-term.
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