
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Su-per-Principal!
Super-Principal! Able to lead a small school in a single subway ride! Able to bend potentially embarrassing statistics in her bare hands! And who, disguised as someone working in a failing school, gets to collect a $25,000 bonus even though the city claims the school is fine, having given it a "B."
Meanwhile, in another part of town, 75% of city high schools are overcrowded. Who will save the day?
Nobody, that's who. There are still charter schools that need space. First things first in Mr. Bloomberg's New York.