Thursday, September 13, 2007

Mr.Klein Innovates

Here you can see NYC Schools Chancellor Joel Klein in the latest phase of educational reform. As you know, Mr. Klein has reorganized the system three times now, and yet changes still need to be made.

Mr. Klein has decided to go to a school for wizards. Here you see him trying on the sorting hat, to determine which house he'll be studying in. From now on, reforms will be completely magic. There will be no more wasteful back and forth with the government, and grumbling constituents.

Mr. Klein's initiatives will kick off with a mass conversion of cell phones to peanut butter sandwiches on whole wheat bread. Later, Mr. Klein will look into converting ATR teachers into luxury skyboxes for sports stadiums. The use of magic is believed to have great PR potential, and promises to be far more cost-effective than small classes, quality teachers, and decent facilities.
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