Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Oh My Gosh! They're Having SEX!

Don't panic. Actually it all happened in Indonesia. Two public school students not only had sex, but made a video of it.

This inspired the local government to propose virginity tests for female high school students.

"We can't accept this idea - it's unfair as the porno tape was just an isolated case," high school student Gita, who like many Indonesians goes by one name, was quoted as saying.

But then how will we know? And we need to know, don't we? I wonder who performs these tests. Do you think it should be the gym teachers? They're health ed. teachers too, of course.

Or maybe it should be the English teachers, as they'll be able to explain the test results better to parents.

Shouldn't we test the men too, just to be fair? Maybe we could make it a multiple choice test. Call me cynical, but I don't think the true-false thing would cut the mustard in this case.
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