Feeling out of sorts and grossly ineffective in your inner-city classroom? Do students occasionally hurl objects at you?
"Vergaraitis" getting to you? Afraid you'll be booted from your job after twenty years of hard service? Want to become Highly Effective overnight? We have a school for you!
The problem was never you. It was your students. As long as there are public schools, you need never face the neediest kids again!
We have rules, too. And children who cannot follow them will be "counseled out."
And, we also have rules for you:
Coming soon to a location near you,thanks to colocation rights!