Michelle Rhee popped up in The Washington Post this month glorifying the same standardized tests from which so many parents seek to shelter their children. It is so strange to me, in this day and age, that one who started her career with a glaring example of child abuse could come so far and exercise so much influence upon our public-school system. I would like to briefly revisit that incident, including her more recent attempts to rewrite her own history.
In an online Financial Times article entitled, "Lunch with the FT: Controversial Schools Reformer Michelle Rhee," October 4, 2013, Edward Luce quotes Rhee, "I think when I took the job in DC, I was not particularly savvy about the media. People asked me for interviews, I answered the questions and because I was so honest about my thoughts, it gave them the material. I can’t blame anyone other than myself for that. I was stupid.”
"For me it was 18 years ago that I first graduated from college and I got my first teaching job, but I can remember it like it was yesterday. I mean I have these vivid memories in my head. So, I'm going to tell you a little bit about some of them. I can remember like it was yesterday the day that I was in the classroom and I didn't have very good classroom management in my first year of teaching. And so I was trying every single management technique that I could. Some of them really not so good, but I remember the day that we were particularly rowdy and we had to head down for lunch. And my class was very well known in the school because you could hear them travelling everywhere because they were so out of control. And, so I thought, OK, they're particularly amped up today so I got to do something about it. So, I decided, OK, kids, we are going to do something special today. I lined everybody up and I was like Sshh, gotta be really quiet on our way down to the cafeteria. And then, I took little pieces of masking tape and put them on everybody's lips [laughter begin]. And I was like you can't break the seal. Don't move your lips. So, all the kids were OK. I put them on all the lips and we're going down the hallway. I was like my gosh this works so well. And we get down to the, you know, to the cafeteria. And they're all lined up outside the cafeteria. I was like tape the tape off. And I realized that I had not told the kids to lick their lips beforehand. So, and like the skin is coming off their lips [big laughs] and they're bleeding. And so I had class of 35 kids who are crying [more big laughs] and other teachers are walking by and like what are you doing."