Wednesday, December 07, 2011
"He must like you," suggested a more experienced colleague. "If he didn't you'd certainly know it."
Another of my colleagues was about my age, but he spoke with what all of us felt was an affected accent and wore a bow tie. This upset me a little, as I feel men over the age of five should generally not wear bow ties. But he'd heard I'd been observed, and couldn't wait to hear about it.
"It was outrageous!" I told him.
"Really?" he asked.
"Yes. He woke me up. I've never been so upset."
"You were sleeping?" he asked.
"Just resting my eyes," I said. "But that's not the outrageous part."
"Oh my goodness. What happened"
"Well, first he woke me up, which upset me. I mean, does he have the right to put his hands on my person?"
"I don't know."
"Well, I don't really mind that so much. The thing is what he said to me afterward."
"What did he say?" asked Mr. Bowtie, peering through his horn-rimmed glasses.
"He said I should sleep on my own time! He has no right telling me what I should do on my free time! Am I right or am I right?"
"Look, when a man leaves his job, he has the right to do whatever he wishes. You can't tell me to go home and sleep. I might have things to do."
I'll never forget the look on Mr. Bowtie's face. I hear he left teaching and got a job in high-level admin.
After all, someone needs to believe in Bill Gates. I've no doubt he's well-compensated for believing such things.