STUDENT 1: We have to put all our names on the paper before we hand it in.
STUDENT 2: Okay, I'll write down everybody's names. [writes down names; indicates Student 3] What's her name?
STUDENT 3: Stephanie.
STUDENT 2: How do you spell that?
STUDENT 1: Like Stephanie! Jeez!
TEACHER: [doesn't know whether to laugh or cry]