into their own hands. Because of extermination procedures, they ended up losing schoolbooks and other supplies.
While the Tweedies hem, haw, and scratch their overpaid, non-educator craniums, the teachers have taken action, running a weekend carwash to raise money to replace them. They don't have time to wait for results of some idiotic study or drawn out investigation because their kids need help, and they need it now.
In case it's not yet clear to anyone reading this, these unionized teachers clearly put children first, unlike the pencil-pushing bureaucrats ostensibly in charge of the school system. Doubtless most readers of this blog know that already. What would it take for the general public to find out that gazillionaires like Bill Gates and the Wal-Mart family haven't got a clue as to what really goes on in public schools?
A tsunami? Can we point it toward Tweed, please?
Illustration by David Bellel