I've long wondered what the hell makes anyone in New York buy such a thing as Domino's pizza, no matter how many cheesy poofs they include with it, or whatever free toppings they toss in, on, or around. In fact, when I think of the crap they sell, along with Pizza Hut and Uncle John's, the following video from The Onion seems absolutely plausible.
Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
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