Is this Steve Jobs' latest effort to persuade people to use his new products? Will it grab more new customers than the iPad? In these troubled times, perhaps it's just the thing.
Maybe thieves will use it even though it costs more than a regular pistol.
"It just works," they'll exclaim.
Then they can keep scrupulous records of whom they've robbed, how much they got, where they robbed them, and calculate the best times and places to rob people. Doubtless if there isn't an app for that one will pop up on iTunes any moment now.
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