Now I didn't know, until today, what a Kraken was, so I (foolishly) asked.
"It's from Clash of the Titans," he explains. "The Kraken is, like, this monster thing."
"It's a giant squid," Drew's friend Pablo added, probably thinking he was being helpful.
"You're mom's a giant squid," Drew retorted.
Something tells me that that may be the first time such a sentence was ever uttered. At least towards a human. People probably tell baby squid that all the time.
As I like to remind my audience from time to time, you can't make this stuff up.