They're hedging their bets by investing in fast-food companies. They know the more crap you eat, the more business you'll eventually throw their way. And if President Merit Pay's plan actually manages to cover more people, this could be a bonanza. No mention on how their previous investments in tobacco companies worked out, though.
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