Personally, I think including the ability to control time with this box of cereal makes it a fairly good value. Think of all those stocks you should have sold, all those incriminating photos and tapes you made in your wayward youth, or even that nasty dress you may have left over at Monica's place.
And just in case that's not enough for you discriminating shoppers, it has calcium, vitamin D, and enough high-fructose corn syrup to keep you buzzing for a week.
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