...but we've still reached only number two on the list of the country's most stressful cities. Clearly Chicago has something to teach us. They've had mayoral control for some time now, which certainly helps, but I understand all they eat over there is deep-dish pizza and hot dogs covered with jalapeno peppers and pickles.
Maybe if Mayor Mike manages to overturn term limits we could give them a real run for their money. I don't think even real pizza would get in our way if he got a third term.
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