Hot Tip for Mayor Mike

If the city coffers are bare, instead of unconscionable midyear budget cuts, why not just sell the teachers on the open market? Since the city's always comparing teachers to professional athletes, notwithstanding the vast salary differences, he may as well trade and sell them too.

Strangely, I don't recall the last time the New York Yankees recruited via 800 numbers or bus ads. But that's just me.