Monday, May 28, 2007

Budget Woes?

Vouchers will only get you so far. Sure, the money's good, but you can't expect it to get you through a whole school year.

Here's an idea. Why not just cut down on the food you serve the students? The national school lunch program will give you the money, and you can feed the kids mashed potatoes. Say it's for discipline, and just give them bread and water if things get really out of hand.

And for goodness sake, don't forget to charge the school lunch program for the days when you close the school. You have to be resourceful in the old education biz. That's the only way you're gonna make a buck.
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