Thursday, March 15, 2007

Stop the Presses!

According to today's Daily News, the movements of dancers like Shakira can actually be a turn-on.

And here I was thinking that when I saw her on SNL I was captivated by her lyrics. It was something about love, or romance, or body parts or something. It turns out it's the movement after all. Who woulda thunk it?

In other news, Anna Nicole Smith appears, still, to be dead, and Britney Spears appears to continue being bald. Knowledgeable sources contend, however, that this situation may change when her hair grows back.

As always, we will provide timely updates.
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