Thursday, March 29, 2007

If All Government Leaders Were Women

"There would be no more war. Women don't like war."

"What if you were attacked?"

"We wouldn't be. Women don't do that. We're smarter than that."

"But lots of women have been heads of state, and there's always been conflict."

"That's because men controlled the other countries. Men are always running around doing all kinds of stupid things."

"Okay, fine. Men are crazy and just make problems. We can't do anything right. But if that's true, why do so many women like men? I mean, if women didn't like men, we wouldn't be here. Why do women go on dates with men, and get dressed up, and marry them, even?"

"We just want to help you."
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