Thursday, December 21, 2006

Penguin Family Values

In Charlotte, NC, a school district has banned the book And Tango Makes Three, the true story of two male penguins who cared for a baby penguin. Apparently they were concerned that Carolina penguins might start doing the same thing. After all, if male penguins start raising kids together, won't they attend fewer sporting events?

I, for one, applaud this approach as I have concerns about New York penguins. Now I don't like to brag, but it's well-known that New York penguins are very macho. In fact, I'd stack our penguins against their penguins anytime (though not in my living room).

Ridiculous, you say?

Isn't that Charlotte school board a little ridiculous too?
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