Thursday, October 12, 2006

Moving Right Along...

After Mike "Accountability" Bloomberg and Joel "#@%&^&#$" Klein accidentally left 339 kids behind, they were roundly criticized for over-reliance on standardized tests. Being the only district in the entire state that had this problem, many felt such criticism was well-deserved.

Of course, that didn't dissuade these intrepid reformers. Mayor Mike says, "Our children have high-stakes tests every day. Do they have a baby? Do they get married?" Bloomberg was accompanied by Florida governor Jeb Bush, a fellow crusader against lowering class sizes.

"Children do not decide to get married at age 8," said Jane Hirschmann of Time Out From Testing. "This shows how out of touch these people are."

Of course, Ms. Hirschmann is probably just another of the bootless and unhorsed, without the remotest notion of how rich people spend their time. Just look at all the inbreeding among royal families. Who knows what the hell these people do behind closed doors?

The more kids fail, the more schools we can close down, and the more we can ease Steve Forbes' tax bill. That's the American way, and anyone who opposes it is a far-left Michael Moore pinko liberal partisan commie traitor bastard.

Thanks to Schoolgal
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