Sunday, August 06, 2006

Paris Hilton Gives Up Sex for a Year

She says she'll kiss, but nothing else. I can only imagine how disappointed you all must be.

I think she's simply waiting for the repeal of the estate tax. What's an orgasm or two compared to all that money? And make no mistake, that money is bound for Paris, her ilk, and no one else.

Leona Helmseley was right. Taxes are for the "little people." Like you, me, and our children.
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