Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Protect Our Flag

Our Congress, bless their hearts, is working hard to amend the constitution to outlaw flag-burning.

Now some of you ask what about the war, the lack of health care, education, the disappearance of New Orleans, and the disappearing middle-class? Well, sure those are problems.

But in England, where flag-burning is legal, baboons have begun stealing flags! Do you want that to happen here? I didn't think so.

So let's get with the program, folks.
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