Friday, June 23, 2006

Is Superman Gay?

He's clearly into fitness, and splashy summer colors.

Enquiring minds want to know. Actually, there's a lot of buzz on this topic. Take a look at his colleagues--Batwoman recently came out as a lesbian socialite. Peter Parker has been compelled by law to come out of the super-hero "closet" as Spiderman (Yes I know he married Mary Jane. But what does that prove nowadays?) .

How do you explain a man who's been dating Lois Lane over fifty years without any evidence of carnal activity?
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