Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Hair Today

Jackson Baker has been banned from the Tuscaloosa Academy for having long hair. He's growing it for Locks of Love, so that he may donate it to cancer patients, after having lost his mother to the disease.

The academy's director said "It's absolutely vital in this day and age to enforce stupid and pointless regulations regardless of the consequences. Otherwise how will our kids learn to function in a hugely anal-retentive world?"

(Perhaps he didn't use precisely those words.)
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